my mom asked me if I stay up late at night because I’m watching the “adult programs” on tv wtf??
that moment when you think someone texted you but its just your step dad calling you from his room to tell you to lock the door…
i just found out my stepdad has a match.com account omg should i tell my mom lol
When I get bored I log on to my mom’s facebook and change her cover photo but I haven’t found the right one yet…
today was my mom’s birthday and I didn’t even wish her a happy birthday
wow so my step dad apparently doesn’t know what plates are and decided he can just eat food straight from the pan….
My parents got me this book? idk
omfg i told my stepdad that I was looking for a certain movie and he handed me this box full of discs and there was porn.
omg so now my mom is yelling at him hahahaha omg this is too funny